If you answered yes to any of these, particularly the second one, then you probably also believe that parades should also be used to celebrate Halloween, like every other f**king holiday, just like Leanna. Parades are for MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Shove it parade pushers. We have parades for everything. I want something else. Come up with something else. I’m not saying don’t do anything, just something else. PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: This post was written while I was a little messed up, but it doesn’t mean I didn’t completely mean it. It just means my feelings against anti- Mardi Gras parades and people who call me a jerk for not wanting parades all the damn time were emphasized!!!!!!!!!!!
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